my dad just got an instagram and it is full of nothing but shirtless pictures
wasssup doe………is your dad single………?
- *about to get murdered*
- murderer: any last words
- me: imagine how is touch the sky
- murderer:
- me:
- *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
Top 10 Signs You’re Dating An Engineer.
Ah, those loveable nerds. If you’re dating an engineer you’ll be able to identify with these 10 signs: ~~ don’t love “identify”
1. When you don’t hear from them all weekend you don’t get worried. You know it’s just because they’ve been at home, gaming in their pajamas.
2. They turn every bowling and mini golf date into a lecture on geometric trajectories.
3. You want to celebrate Valentines Day on 2/14 and they want to celebrate Pi Day on 3/14.
